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Friday, October 7, 2005

Exacerbate is not a dirty word

What absurd words have you heard? Not necessarily necessary to say words, but fun to say. Are you uncomfortable using "whom"? I have to admit that I'm not comfortable using whom even though I know when to use it. I use words when writing that I'm sure I don't use when I speak; have you ever noticed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 6, 2005

Poultry in Motion

I'm a mama's boy, but the woman has a problem with getting to the point. Any short story is drawn out like she's freakin' Ken Burns or something. Anything. For instance, the famous "why'd the chicken cross the road" joke... "Okay, let's see... It seems there's this chicken, right? Oh, while I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

My Opinion and other stuff that doesn't matter

Rarely, I say rarely, do I write about the inner workings of the Blogit website and the blog cogs that make it go. I'm going to voice some inner voices right now. I'm in a quagmire. I'm in a state of confusion (Massachusetts). I have a dilemma, so dilemme hear some advice. What do you do when you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Prom Night

Two miracles occurred that I never would have guessed. I asked her to the Prom for one and second she said yes. The girl I had it bad for since early seventh grade. The picture of perfection: Ms. Kimmie Lynne Slade. I pulled up in front of her house, looking stellar in my tux. I try to front... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 3, 2005

Confessions of a Cereal Eater (F'd-up day repost)

Don't you hate the way the roof of your mouth gets carved up when you eat certain kinds of cereals? The rest of the day your tongue rubs up against the sandpaper textured flesh of your gums. Captain Crunch is the worst offender. That cereal should be outlawed. Little corn flavored rocks covered with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 2, 2005

So... um... What's Your Sign, Babe?

No Holds Barred Stars - Unfiltered Astrology Aries: (March 21 - April 20) You selfish prick. So busy looking out for number one, you inevitably step in number two. You're a hot-headed, impulsive, inpatient, jump-the-gun, Mother Superior. All of your friends are imaginary. If you had any real... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 1, 2005

Living in the Sue Age (reposterior)

Welcome to the land of something for nothing. Which lawsuit suits you? You can sue MacDonalds because the Big Mac made you big, Mac. You can sue the tobacco companies for forcing you to buy cigarettes. Maybe you prefer the ever popular lawsuit against the place that made your coffee too hot. On what... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 30, 2005

Life in the Fish Bowl

My goldfish had an asthma attack today. You should have seen his little eyes bulging in and out. I tried to give him mouth-to-mouth, but I accidentally swallowed him. I put my finger down my throat, so he would have some company, and then he came back out. He started breakdancing on the floor. It... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wherever I May Roam

I really don't much feel like writing today. I find myself just reading other people. I don't know how the successful people here get to be successful, because the more people I get to know on Blogit, the more time I spend reading and less time writing. When I'm compelled to comment, I want to have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

ET Phone Ho... Go F*ck Yourcell

Your cellphone takes pictures and plays music and, if you're lucky, you can talk to people using your cellphone. "JoJo, can you call me back; I was just getting to Page's guitar solo in Heartbreaker." It's getting out of control! I think I'm going to take it to the next extreme. As long as I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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