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Re: The real brokeback...u got to be limber to do that...or deformed...
Too funny. We'll grow another vertebrate and evolve into another species; "Blowmo-notso-erectus".
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 27, 2007 at 10:12 AM
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The real brokeback...u got to be limber to do that...or deformed...
posted by
scriber
on April 27, 2007 at 9:37 AM
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You're right, without stupidity I would have no purpose in life. And it's a good thing I'm in the lower blower percentile, because I would have no time to give attention to anything else.
"And why don't you want to go to our gay friend's birthday party? It's not like he's going to force us to watch gay porn or something."
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 24, 2007 at 11:22 AM
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I think the pill has been stolen and passed around the gay porn industry. I watched one about 20 years ago at my friend's b-day gathering (he's gay and insisted, but we didn't watch the whole thing.) Anyway, some men CAN actually give themselves the old you-know-what. If the torso and penis lengths and amount of flexibility are all in sync, then it works. I think 6% of men are able to do it...But I digress. If there was such a smart pill, what would happen to natural selection? What about the Darwin awards??
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 23, 2007 at 7:29 PM
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Re: Good post .
Thanks.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 23, 2007 at 1:16 PM
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Re: I just read this and your previous two entries cause I'm not around muc
Thank you so much. Very nice of you to say. And with such good taste, clearly you must be on the pill.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 23, 2007 at 1:14 PM
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Re: CUNNING
The laws of physics (and biology) prevent one from being able to perform oral sex on oneself. However, if somebody were to attain such intelligence via brain-enhancing drugs, then inter-dimensional travel becomes possible and anything blows, so to speak.
Thank you for materializing in my blog.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 23, 2007 at 1:12 PM
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Good post .
posted by
afzal50
on April 23, 2007 at 12:02 PM
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I just read this and your previous two entries cause I'm not around much...
I'll drop whatever I'm doing to read what you write...you crack me up every time! Brilliant, genius humor!
posted by
NewYorker_in_Sicily
on April 23, 2007 at 11:32 AM
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CUNNING
I applaud you. I admire your use of the language. But what is "Oral Sex in the Fifth Dimension?"
posted by
EX_TURPI
on April 23, 2007 at 11:31 AM
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