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Monday, April 2, 2012

Real Court Transcripts ...

COURT TRANSCRIPTS These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court: Legal Laughs, Court Jests and Just Jokes Culled from the Nation's Justice System" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Silliness for April Fools Day ...

April Fool's Day T he first of April, some do say, Is set apart for All Fools' Day. But why the people call it so, Nor I, nor they themselves do know. But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment. Foolish Questions If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Wisdom of Will Rogers ... And My Stupidity!

Wisdom From Will Rodgers.... 1. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back! 2. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? 3. Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. 4. Never miss a good chance... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Some Bumper Stickers ...

Bumper Stickers · So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! · · Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. · Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. · I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. · The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. · Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail. · If... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Random Thoughts ++++

RANDOM THOUGHTS The early bird... STILL has to eat worms. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen... is eating them. Don't argue... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 23, 2012

During my physical yesterday, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, walked up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Bill Gates Compares the Computer Industry with the Auto Industry **

GM response to Microsoft At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon". In response... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The blondes are at it again ...

A guy took his Blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 18, 2012

Funny Foreign English Phrases...

Funny Foreign English Phrases 1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. 2. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. 3. Doctor's office in Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 4.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 16, 2012

St Paddy's Jokes ...

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up Irish Whiskey" Miraculously, a... Sign in to see full entry.

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