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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

How To Start A Fight ...

( We all know the Irish are experts on this subject! ) ----- HOW TO START A FIGHT ------------ One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

* The White Lie Cake*

The White Lie Cake Have you ever told a white lie? Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after Rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix &... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

How I Learned to Mind my Own Business! The other day I happened to be walking past a Mental Hospital. The fence was very high and you could hear the patients in the yard yelling " 13, 13, 13". Needing to satisfy my curiosity.. I found a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

++++ The Pharmacist's Day ++++

The Pharmacist's Day.... Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 17, 2009

FARMER JAKE'S PROBLEM Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hello.. Just wanted you to know I've been very sich with a sinus infection and also urinay track infection. I'm taking my meds and should be alright soon. I miss everyone and will be reading and commenting as soon as possible, it's just to difficult to sit at the computer for any length of time.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 24, 2009

++++ ** Car Troubles ** ++++

An blond was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was a blond, he winked at his partner, and told her it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Quote's About Life ...

1.. Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. 2.. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician. 3.. Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. 4.. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 5.. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 17, 2009

^^^^ A Funny Gorilla Joke ^^^^

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared,... Sign in to see full entry.

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