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Friday, May 11, 2012

## They Walk Among Us ##

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

** The Birthday Gift **

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 7, 2012

# Translations from Around the World...#

Translations from Around the World Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

## Cats Rule ##

Keep Smiling! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

~~ Paraprosdokian Sentence ~~

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part from how it originally registered contextually in the brain. A paraprosdokian is frequently used for humorous... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

++ The Blondes Are Back ++

Two blondes were shopping at the mall.When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the bright... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Universal Laws ****

Universal Laws 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 27, 2012

** Verbatim Verbiage **

VERBATIM VERBIAGE I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once — maybe twice. All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

++ A Few Lawyer Jokes ++

A Few Lawyer Jokes Are blondes smarter than lawyers? You be the judge. A blonde and lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, very tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over toward... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 23, 2012

++++ Some Funny Quote's ++++

Some Funny Quote's.... Oscar Wilde Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. George Bernard Shaw The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign... Sign in to see full entry.

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