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Friday, April 20, 2012

** WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN **

**** WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN **** To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews,or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

**** ESCALATING EXERCISE ...

ESCALATING EXERCISE... The doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to do harm to my body, I've devised the following plan: Start the ball rolling... Beat around the bush... Jump to conclusions Drag my heels... Push my luck... Make mountains out of mole hills Bend over... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

NO-SNOOZE ANAGRAMS ...

NO-SNOOZE ANAGRAMS Snooze Alarms --- rearrange the letters --- Alas! No More Z's Dormitory --- rearrange the letters --- Dirty Room The Morse Code -- rearrange the letters --- Here Come Dots Slot Machines --- rearrange the letters --- Cash Lost In 'Em Animosity --- rearrange the letters --- Is No... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Confessions Of A Government Travel Agent...

CONFESSIONS OF A GOVERNMENT TRAVEL AGENT I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat on the airplane so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. I got a call from a Candidate's Staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Church Sign Bloopers ...

Church Bloopers The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The low self esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door. The pastor will preach his farewell message,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

A Cat's Guide To Humans ...

A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS 1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans? So, you've decided to get yourself a human being! In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. What's so great about humans, anyway? Our greatest philosophers... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Actual Label Instructions ...

Actual Label Instructions · On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. · On bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. · On a box of Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. · On some Schwann's frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost · On a hotel... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

20. Stock up and save. Limit: one. 19. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 18. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. 17. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. 16. 3-year old teacher needed for... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 6, 2012

** Good Puns **

A GOOD PUN'S ITS OWN REWARD Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery!!! A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating — always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding — A case of wife or death. I used to work in a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Lost In Translation ...

*Lost In Translation* Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example... The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la.... Sign in to see full entry.

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