__ Sharing Some Laughs __

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

## Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence ##

Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence.. 1.. I suppose every village needs at least one idiot... 2.. He's a full six pack, but he's missing the plastic thing that holds them together. 3.. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. 4.. She's as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 5.. I am convinced... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

#### DADDY'S HUGE BLOOPER! ####

It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in. “Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” He says. “That’s cool.” Says Bobby. Carrie’s father asks Bobby... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 10, 2009

^^ A Blind Man in a Blonde Bar! ^^

Some where in Germany, a blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

**** Note's from a Congressional Travel Agent ****

Congressional Travel...what a 'hoot I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Cape town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

++** It's All About the Sign **++

Something About a Sign Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

## Fooled You! ##

A young man comes up to the border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answers the young man. The guard is a bit skeptical and asks the young man to turn over the bags for inspection. The guard empties the bags,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

#### Blonde One Liners ####

Blonde One Liners 1- What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2- Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First 3- Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

** -- Honesty? -- **

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

## A Oldie but a Goodie ##

Honk If You Love The Lord The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a light at a busy... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

#### Funny Headlines ####

Headline's ---------------------- Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]... Sign in to see full entry.

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