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Monday, June 4, 2012

#### The Irish Mental Institute ####

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two lucky gents were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

**** LEXIPHILE ****

LEXIPHILE (i.e., "lovers of words" you know... such as you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish... I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger..... then it hit me....etc.). Well, here are some for you to enjoy... To write with a broken pencil is... pointless. When fish are in schools they... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 28, 2012

** Some More Lawyer Jokes**

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A. Professional courtesy. Q. Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A. Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and night crawlers. Q. What's the definition of a lawyer? A. A mouth with a life support system. Q.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

** HOLLYWOOD SQUARES **

Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course….. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

---- How to Start A Fight ----

----- HOW TO START A FIGHT ------------ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started. ______________________________________________ My... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 21, 2012

== Final Exam & Update on Son-in-Law ...

Final Exam It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

** Some Church Sign Bloopers**

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The low self esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Brief Talk with the Fairy...

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after the representatives and senators in Congress get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 14, 2012

^ A Few Little Laughs ^

A Few Little Funnies.... Keep Smiling! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

** Things My Mother Taught Me! **

25 Things Mama Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 'You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you... Sign in to see full entry.

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