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Sunday, November 18, 2012

The trio leave early

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Make a Wish

Two naked statues stare across a courtyard at each other for centuries. The fairy godmother comes along and asks the man if he could have anything what would it be....He looks longingly at the woman and says...to be human for one hour. The fairy godmother waves her wand. Off he runs into the bushes.... Sign in to see full entry.

life in academia

Jan 3rd, 1995 I have long heard of the lives of the privileged classes, and now I have prepared myself to experience life as a member. Tomorrow, I will don the the uniform of the academic and re-enter society, NOT as I once was, a worker and pawn of the educated classes, but as a peer of those very... Sign in to see full entry.

Out of the mouths of babes

Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly." A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy." A moment or two and Sammy says, "Screw YOU, Molly." In response, "Screw *YOU*, Sammy," Molly says. After about ten minutes of this,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Jokes from my uncle

My uncle told me these jokes years ago.... A man with a wood eye was courting a woman with a harelip. The man asked her to marry him...."Would I!" She responded excitedly....He replied "Harelip!" A man with a harelip tried to get a job unsuccessfully for several weeks. Finally he was hired to sell... Sign in to see full entry.

It's a bird ...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" Sign in to see full entry.

What do they have in common?

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Can you get that for me?

Seriously.....How does he put his shoes on to come on the set if he can't even pick up his glove off the floor when he drops it? Just asking! Yesterday as well he dropped something and then couldn't bend to pick it up and had to kick whatever it was off to the side Today I got a different room right... Sign in to see full entry.

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes. 15 minutes looking for... Sign in to see full entry.

Deer or Wolf?

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a... Sign in to see full entry.