Oh no you didn't!

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Friday, November 23, 2012

following orders

The Secret Service was looking for more employees. They put up a sign and the next day they picked the next three people. They brought the first guy into a room and gave him a pistol and said" Your wife is in that room go in and shoot her" The guy looked at them and said" No I can't do it" So the... Sign in to see full entry.

Gotta love those blondes!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

I can keep a secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.' 'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.' 'You'll let it out some day,'... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Pushing buttons on first day of class

This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class. 1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!" 2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Pedal to the metal

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view... Sign in to see full entry.

Students Tweaking History

Here is a collection of freshman history bloopers collected by a Canadian history professor (Anders Henrickson) over the years. During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were cooperatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do... Sign in to see full entry.

Bring a Cup

My son was playing baseball in grade school. The coach calls them all over to huddle and the parents were there. The coach reminds the boys that they should have a cup. My son told him "I brought my own cup to drink from over there." as he gestures over to his soda cup. All the other boys laugh and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 19, 2012

ooops know the culture

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?". The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The trio leave early

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Make a Wish

Two naked statues stare across a courtyard at each other for centuries. The fairy godmother comes along and asks the man if he could have anything what would it be....He looks longingly at the woman and says...to be human for one hour. The fairy godmother waves her wand. Off he runs into the bushes.... Sign in to see full entry.