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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Students Tweaking History

Here is a collection of freshman history bloopers collected by a Canadian history professor (Anders Henrickson) over the years. During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were cooperatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do... Sign in to see full entry.

Bring a Cup

My son was playing baseball in grade school. The coach calls them all over to huddle and the parents were there. The coach reminds the boys that they should have a cup. My son told him "I brought my own cup to drink from over there." as he gestures over to his soda cup. All the other boys laugh and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 19, 2012

ooops know the culture

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?". The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The trio leave early

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Make a Wish

Two naked statues stare across a courtyard at each other for centuries. The fairy godmother comes along and asks the man if he could have anything what would it be....He looks longingly at the woman and says...to be human for one hour. The fairy godmother waves her wand. Off he runs into the bushes.... Sign in to see full entry.

life in academia

Jan 3rd, 1995 I have long heard of the lives of the privileged classes, and now I have prepared myself to experience life as a member. Tomorrow, I will don the the uniform of the academic and re-enter society, NOT as I once was, a worker and pawn of the educated classes, but as a peer of those very... Sign in to see full entry.

Out of the mouths of babes

Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly." A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy." A moment or two and Sammy says, "Screw YOU, Molly." In response, "Screw *YOU*, Sammy," Molly says. After about ten minutes of this,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Jokes from my uncle

My uncle told me these jokes years ago.... A man with a wood eye was courting a woman with a harelip. The man asked her to marry him...."Would I!" She responded excitedly....He replied "Harelip!" A man with a harelip tried to get a job unsuccessfully for several weeks. Finally he was hired to sell... Sign in to see full entry.

It's a bird ...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" Sign in to see full entry.

What do they have in common?

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer. Sign in to see full entry.