Gotta love those blondes!
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 23, 2012
Thursday, November 22, 2012
I can keep a secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.' 'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.' 'You'll let it out some day,'... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Pushing buttons on first day of class
This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class. 1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!" 2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Pedal to the metal
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view... Sign in to see full entry.
Students Tweaking History
Here is a collection of freshman history bloopers collected by a Canadian history professor (Anders Henrickson) over the years. During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were cooperatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do... Sign in to see full entry.
Bring a Cup
My son was playing baseball in grade school. The coach calls them all over to huddle and the parents were there. The coach reminds the boys that they should have a cup. My son told him "I brought my own cup to drink from over there." as he gestures over to his soda cup. All the other boys laugh and... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, November 19, 2012
ooops know the culture
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?". The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 18, 2012
The trio leave early
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Make a Wish
Two naked statues stare across a courtyard at each other for centuries. The fairy godmother comes along and asks the man if he could have anything what would it be....He looks longingly at the woman and says...to be human for one hour. The fairy godmother waves her wand. Off he runs into the bushes.... Sign in to see full entry.
life in academia
Jan 3rd, 1995 I have long heard of the lives of the privileged classes, and now I have prepared myself to experience life as a member. Tomorrow, I will don the the uniform of the academic and re-enter society, NOT as I once was, a worker and pawn of the educated classes, but as a peer of those very... Sign in to see full entry.