Oh no you didn't!

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I had a blonde moment today...

Today I was doing 3 mystery shops. I usually parked away from the business after I finish so I can write down as much info as I can before I go to the next one. Today I was hungry after my third one (maybe a little protein deprived hence the foggy brain ). I decided to stop at Golden Corral for... Sign in to see full entry.

Gotta Loves Those Blondes!

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she... Sign in to see full entry.

Give it a second

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

How much do you weigh!

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Wifey!

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Truth in advertising

CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. (Tuesday) NOTICE - We regret having erred in R. D. Jone's ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine... Sign in to see full entry.

What if advertisers told you what they really think

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" MTV: "Loud and easy to spell." Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!" Iguana: "The other green meat."... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

now we understand!

Answering machine message 166 (Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service. Sign in to see full entry.

Now that's what I call an attention getter

Answering machine message 155 Hello! I'm on a four state killing spree! WATTA YA WANT? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Wonderings XX

Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals? Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to... Sign in to see full entry.