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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

valentine gifts 2

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,... Sign in to see full entry.

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valentine gifts

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 8, 2015

honey what if...

A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so - it's paid for." "How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that? "I suppose so -... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 7, 2015

Never try this one!

• A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men... Sign in to see full entry.

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Here comes Lil Susie again

The teacher asks: Now, Susie, how may fingers have you? Lil Susie: Ten. Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have? Lil Susie: No more piano lessons. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 6, 2015

Valentine's Day joke

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? hug and a quiche! What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me." Sign in to see full entry.

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A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 5, 2015

Valentine

What's the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. Sign in to see full entry.

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take me back!

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you. All my love, Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Valentine's Day joke

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places! Sign in to see full entry.

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