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Thursday, February 19, 2015

2 trains

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the... Sign in to see full entry.

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go eat

After a hard day of drilling, the drill sergeant let the troops go. "All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall." Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads down, thankful for the end of the hard day. Only one private remained. He looked at the officer and sincerely said, "Boy, there sure... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

curiosity

A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what’s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting,... Sign in to see full entry.

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only in the usa

Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

knock

Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door. He asked; “do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?" Tony answered, “no, I haven’t heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?" Sign in to see full entry.

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There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 16, 2015

President's day joke

"These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, 'Intelligence Briefing.'" GWB Sign in to see full entry.

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President's day joke

“We’re studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.” —At the 2001 Radio-Television Correspondents’ Association dinner George W Bush Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 15, 2015

President's day joke

RONALD REAGAN "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." * "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting." * "Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it... Sign in to see full entry.

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President's day joke

The holiday began in 1984, when Ronald Reagan made a joke during a sound check for a radio broadcast. "My fellow Americans,” he said, "I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." Reagan was not aware, however, that... Sign in to see full entry.

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