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Friday, July 17, 2015

careful how you word it

Strolling into a bank, the moron presented a check and asked the teller to cash it. The teller informed the woman that she must first identify herself. Pulling a mirror from a purse the woman looked in it and said, Yes sir-it’s me, all right.” Sign in to see full entry.

lawyers!

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

cannibals yikes

Five cannibals(Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

gotta love the elderly

An elderly man who denies he is being forgetful was asked by his wife to get a cup of coffee at midnight. "Oh sure my dear, and what else?" "That's it honey, the last time you got me a coffee, you forgot to put sugar and cream," the old wife remarked. "That's not true, for as long as I can remember,... Sign in to see full entry.

Lil Susie strikes again

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

3 roomies

A Hamster, a Cat and a Dog all live in the same house. The Hamster decided she wanted to go on a journey, so she packed a bag and put on her favorite hat and started on her way. The Cat noticed the Hamster was preparing to leave so she decided since there wouldn't be anyone to chase she would follow... Sign in to see full entry.

Is this true guys?

Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Elderly couple

This joke was posted on twitter from blemingo: After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Riddle me this

Question: What do cannibals call athletes? Answer: Fast food! Sign in to see full entry.

lil johnny on the loose again

“How did school go today? Lil Johnny's mom asked him. “Fine”, the Lil Johnny replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. "What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness!” Sign in to see full entry.