Oh no you didn't!

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Tell the truth!

The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 3, 2015

300%

A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent. The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger." Sign in to see full entry.

Riddle me this

Q: What did the baby digital clock say to his mother? A: "Look ma -- no hands!" Sign in to see full entry.

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,Pat?" "I just saw one of your... Sign in to see full entry.

lil johnny on the loose

L il' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

last requests

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart'... Sign in to see full entry.

New fangle medicine

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Surprising the wife

A man goes to the doctor because he has trouble with getting an erection. The doctor tells him it's all in his head and sends him to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist sends him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him "All you have to say is 1 2 3 and it will go up." "What do I do when I am... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

nudist

A letter to a national UK newspaper in the 1950's declared: 'My grandfather, who is 87, has been converted to nudism. He sits all day long in the greenhouse without a stitch on except for his hat. When I asked him what he wants with a hat on if he's a nudist he hits out at me with his walking stick... Sign in to see full entry.

seniors

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man... Sign in to see full entry.