knock knock adnohr
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
You Might be an Internet Hobo if:
You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money. You have more than one degree from an online university. Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords. Your space is My-space. You think a vacation is Google’s earth. Your 15 minutes of fame is... Sign in to see full entry.
2 women
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me. Sign in to see full entry.
golfing
Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 25, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist? A: They were repossessed. Sign in to see full entry.
Revival
Mo attends a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.” So the pastor... Sign in to see full entry.
high def
With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion. Sign in to see full entry.
ONE UPMANSHIP TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar". The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Poison". The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 23, 2015
golfing
"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's 85 and doesn't play... Sign in to see full entry.
lil johnny on the loose again
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, "Well, on my way to school I come cross this Apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six," said little Johnny. "No," said the teacher, "It’s ate!" Little... Sign in to see full entry.