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Sunday, December 13, 2015

blonds!

Two blond guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

why?????

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer)... Sign in to see full entry.

smuggling

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snuck him on board the airplane. About 30 minutes into the trip, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

bandit

The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A month went by and the bandit thought he was safe. He was celebrating his good fortune at a local cantina, when a Texas Ranger walked up and dragged him out into the dusty street. After he... Sign in to see full entry.

For Krisles

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili cook off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! Grab a tissue, this is hilarious. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where... Sign in to see full entry.

farmer n his mule

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Just had to share this!

Two women encounter each other after dying. #1: How did you die? #2 I froze to death! #1 How horrible! #2 Not really. At first I was shaking so bad from the cold but then I became so warm and fell asleep and died. How did you die? #1 I had a massive heart attack. I was so sure my husband was... Sign in to see full entry.

lamaze

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is... Sign in to see full entry.

3 men

Three guys go on a skiing holiday together and to save money they rented only one room. After a full day on the slopes, they return to their room, exhausted and cold. To keep warm, they all sleep in the same bed. The next morning, the guy on one side of the bed says he had a funny dream that some... Sign in to see full entry.