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Sunday, February 12, 2017

condemned

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Climb

This joke is a bit off color. So if those kind of jokes bother you please don't read this one. A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 10, 2017

age

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?" He walks away.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

queasy

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush." After about 60 seconds the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

melissa mccarthy

I wanted to share this link to Melissa McCarthy playing Sean Spicer on SNL. They all have their panties in a snit over it. I bet they were roaring with laughter when it was Obama or Clinton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 6, 2017

what time is it?

After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. "Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Question

Question For Adnohr to ponder What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll! Sign in to see full entry.

racing

There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next to him. Cletus had never seen anything like this... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

interview

A lady goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The lady counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh.. 22!". The interviewer looks at her a little puzzled and then tries... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 3, 2017

in a wreck

A lady had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My Goodness!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an... Sign in to see full entry.