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Monday, February 2, 2026

jOKE FROM FB

Why can't Barbie get pregnant? I don't know. Why? Because Ken comes in a different box! Lol Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

jOKE FROM FB

The neighborhood wives decided to take a vacation together. They rented a bus. After a few hours they received calls. The bus was involved in a tragic accident and there were no survivors. The husbands mourned their wives. Some comforted others while others stayed indoors. The second week after one... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

From FB

A woman comes home from her doctor's appointment. "My doctor says I have the breasts of a sixteen year old." Her husband says "Ha! What did he say about your fifty-five year old asshole?" She responded "He didn't ask about you." Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

jOKE FROM FB

Two priests head to the showers. Oh no! There's no soap. Second priest says No worries I have some in my room. Not getting dressed, he heads to his room and gets two bars of soap. He puts one in each hand. He starts to return to the showers when he spies 3 nuns approaching. He quickly turns and acts... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 11, 2025

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Timmy sits at the dinner table and refuses to eat his broccoli. His mom tells him to eat his broccoli. His dad leans over and whispers in Timmy's ear. He proceeds to eat all his broccoli and proceeded to eat a second serving. He gets up and leaves the table. She asks her husband what he said. I told... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

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If one man can impregnate 9 females everyday for 9 months that equals 2,430 pregnancies If one woman can only get pregnant once even if she sleeps with 9 men a day that equals one pregnancy in 9 months. Birth control is placed on the wrong gender and science is 200k making pills for the wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 10, 2025

From FB

For the men who say Why buy the cow when the milk is free? Here's the answer: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage because women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 3, 2025

From FB

There are 4 people on a plane going to crash. The first person Is Ryan Reynolds and he takes the first parachute saying his fans love and need him The second person is DJT saying he is the smartest president he takes the second parachute and jumps Only the Pope and a little boy remain for the one... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

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Saturday, October 4, 2025

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