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A Wifes Love Joke "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always... Sign in to see full entry.
The Checkout Line Joke A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check... Sign in to see full entry.
Look in a Mirror A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging... Sign in to see full entry.
ARE YOU: IN LOVE, LUST OR MARRIED? LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. LOVE......................when... Sign in to see full entry.
(A funny love poem) My Love Your skin glows like the cherry, blossoms hungry as the black rose in the purest hope of spring. My heart follows your flute voice and leaps like a cat at the whisper of your name. The evening floats in on a great sparrow wing. I am comforted by your wrangler jeans that I... Sign in to see full entry.
Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit... Sign in to see full entry.
Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a... Sign in to see full entry.
Its time for me to say goodbye, well for 27 days anyway. I wont be near a computer so I wont be able to log on. I'll be back on the oct 27TH so untill then GOODBYE! THREE WISHES An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first... Sign in to see full entry.
Sniper Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company... Sign in to see full entry.
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING... Sign in to see full entry.