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CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."... Sign in to see full entry.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I... Sign in to see full entry.
A man was driving along in his car and going to his girlfriends house and on his way there he got pulled over on a bridge. He rolled down his window when the cop approached his car and the officer said " May I see your drivers license and registration please?" So the man gave him what he asked for... Sign in to see full entry.
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out! " CROSS "... Sign in to see full entry.
- In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors. - In each house lives a person of different nationality - These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet. Einstein's riddle is: Who owns the fish? Necessary... Sign in to see full entry.
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel.... Sign in to see full entry.
First year students at the Med School were at their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it Is necessary to have two important qualities as... Sign in to see full entry.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT? How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Can a stupid person be a smart-alec? Does killing time damage eternity? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it... Sign in to see full entry.
This is how a kid explains sex...HAHA FUNNY SHIT!! Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became... Sign in to see full entry.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."... Sign in to see full entry.