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This may have been around before, but worth repeating. What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities,... Sign in to see full entry.
> Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and > sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. > > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down > and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 > pound testicles, Turner Brown." > > The white man faints and falls... Sign in to see full entry.
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of... Sign in to see full entry.
Ohmygod!! I'm demented!!!!!! and all this time I thought I was just stupid! Test for Dementia B elow are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First... Sign in to see full entry.
The Truck Driver Birth Control Joke A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the... Sign in to see full entry.
Ethels Sex Life Joke Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing Home Residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home. The other... Sign in to see full entry.
MOST WELL-ENDOWED MEN A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right... Sign in to see full entry.
Top Ten Signs you are ready for a vacation: - You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process. - You get all excited when it’s Saturday so you can wear sweats to work. - You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. - You find you really need... Sign in to see full entry.
BLONDE QUICKIES Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails? To hide the Air Valve! How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer? There's white out all over the screen. Why did the blond have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde. What's the difference between a blond and a brick? When you... Sign in to see full entry.
WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN CLASSIFIEDS 40-ish means: 48 Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate means: Possessive Artist means: Unreliable Average looking means: You figure this one out Beautiful means: Pathological liar Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!... Sign in to see full entry.