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Monday, September 17, 2007

Friends!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Man and woman

WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Hate Letter

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this... Sign in to see full entry.

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100%

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100% Effort? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

A-Z about ex-girlfirends

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only using you and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Things to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on... Sign in to see full entry.

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BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM CAUSE CORRECTIVE ACTION Feet cold and wet Glass Being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling Feet warm and wet Improper Bladder Control Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training Beer unusually pale and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

NO HUMOR JUST LIFE SAVING!!! (ATTORNEY'S ADVICE )

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put 'PHOTO... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 10, 2007

1st exam

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While... Sign in to see full entry.

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