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Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more! I: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. I: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. I: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A:... Sign in to see full entry.
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good). We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all... Sign in to see full entry.
Things To Do When You're Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog...see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare... Sign in to see full entry.
25 Signs that Your Getting OLD 1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck. 5. You are proud of your lawn mower. 6. Your... Sign in to see full entry.
51. Not allowed to quote "Dr Seuss" on military operations. 52. Not allowed to yell "Take that Cobra" at the rifle range. 53. Not allowed to quote "Full Metal Jacket " at the rifle range. 54. "Napalm sticks to kids" is *not* a motivational phrase. 55. An order to "Put Kiwi on my boots" does *not*... Sign in to see full entry.
41. "Keep on Trucking" is *not* a psychological warfare message. 42. Not allowed to attempt to appeal to mankind's baser instincts in recruitment posters. 43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform. 44. I am not the atheist chaplain. 45. I am not allowed to "Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddy's... Sign in to see full entry.
31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions. 32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post. 33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. 34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring... Sign in to see full entry.
( i'm sure this joke has traveld around more than once or twice to most of you but I thought it was funny... couldnt help to post!!! CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who... Sign in to see full entry.
21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS. 22. Must never call an SAS a "Wanker". 23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack. 24. Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true. 25. Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one. 26.... Sign in to see full entry.
11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party. 12. Not allowed to join any militia. 13. Not allowed to form any militia. 14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo. 15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to "Sic Brass!" 16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my... Sign in to see full entry.