As Ronnie Raygun always said, "Trust but VERIFY!" Here's proof!
The Golfers and the genie A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole, she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house. The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside and find a man sitting on a couch next to the broken window. There is also a broken oil-lamp. The husband asks: "Did we break that too?" "Yes", replies the man. "Sorry. Do you live here?" the husband asks. "No, actually, I'm a... Sign in to see full entry.