Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Friday, December 3, 2010

The moral of the story...... While church service was taking up the Sunday morning collection, John leaned forward and said to his female friend, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me, go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his good luck, so all week long he polished up, waxed and vacuumed out his car. Then on the following Friday, he picked up Marie and took her out to dinner at the finest restaurant in all of Raleigh. After they had... Sign in to see full entry.

The Golfers and the genie A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole, she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house. The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside and find a man sitting on a couch next to the broken window. There is also a broken oil-lamp. The husband asks: "Did we break that too?" "Yes", replies the man. "Sorry. Do you live here?" the husband asks. "No, actually, I'm a... Sign in to see full entry.