Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Top ten reasons, I am GLAD that I was born a male! A GOOD LOOKING one, TOO!

Top Ten Signs That Prove You've Got PMS! 10. Everyone around you has a real attitude problem. 9. You add chocolate chips, to your onion & cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone, to order bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT!" 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there really IS a God, and he's MALE!... Sign in to see full entry.

Making up for lost time! Post traumatic POSTING! Fear a deluge, NOW!

I KNOW that this is the second blog, that I am posting in about an hour. I don't think that there is a rule against doing this, so read and suffer in silence. Guy A woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven A woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around, were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They all saw her,... Sign in to see full entry.

Getting back to ABNORMAL, here at Sagehaven. I can read & write again!

I just LOVE my new cordless computer MOUSE! It works so quickly, dependably, and I can hide it from the grandkids who appear to believe that computer mice are impervious to spilled liquids, and when I am else where, they insist upon downloading and playing computer games, thereby infecting my computer with loads of really bad crap. They brought this action upon themselves, but they dragged me along for the frustrating ride. I think that Ivy is getting some kind of a computer laptop or electronic... Sign in to see full entry.

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