Are you feeling much OLDER than dirt, God, AND/OR God's DIRT? This is YOU!
SENIOR CITIZEN TIPS FOR 2010 Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'There's no peer pressure.' The nice thing about being senile, is you can hide your own Easter eggs. I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and d iabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 different medications that Make... Sign in to see full entry.