Warped thoughts: Life is like an Ozzy Osborne song

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Life is like an Ozzy Osborne song

You may think you understand it but really, you haven’t a clue. Riding on the Braille of a crazy brain. The buttons on ATMs have Braille patterns on them but how do the blind know where the ATMs are? I don’t see any Braille things on the sidewalk. And now for something completely true. My mother’s neighbor came over and asked if my brother-in-law could give her a jump start on her car. He is driving a brand new vehicle and didn’t want to risk damaging the electrical system so he politely said... Sign in to see full entry.

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