Warped thoughts: Is this a joke?

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Monday, March 12, 2012

Is this a joke?

I certainly hope so or else I have missed my mark. Is life a joke? It seems so a lot of the time and we are the hapless punch-lines walking from situation to situation in search of comedy. As I have done before, I will now attempt to construct a joke on the fly: A man walks into a bar. The giraffe tending bar asks him what his preference in drinks is. The man says, “don’t talk down to me.” A pterodactyl sidles up next to him and asks, “buy me a drink, sailor?” He remembers her from a previous... Sign in to see full entry.

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