Warped thoughts: Shakespeare said it!

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Friday, March 9, 2012

Shakespeare said it!

Damn those infinite monkeys, now what am I going to do, flip burgers? Whether it is nobler to bear the outrageous slings and arrows of misfortune or ask, “want fries with that?” Alas, poor Youric, who knew he was bulimic? Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo and will you respect me in the morning? Fair Juliet, throw down your long hair! Romeo, you’ve confused me with Rapunzel again, that conniving something that rhymes with witch! Fore score and seven years ago, what wretched dreams have we... Sign in to see full entry.

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