Warped thoughts for Thursday, April 12, 2012

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Horoscopes

Do you suppose that some folks have unusual Zodiac signs? For instance, James Bond might be a Spycies! Spycies – Today is a good day, you will probably kill a Libra before breakfast and a Gin and Tonic after lunch. Ejection seats could be troublesome today. Beware of people who offer you a beer, shaken, not stirred! Sign in to see full entry.

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Don’t you just hate it when…

I finally decided on a new car. The 4-wheel drive Audi Quattro seemed like a wise choice, given our wide range of driving conditions in the Pacific North West. We can have rain, snow, ice and that’s just in the summer! Ha Ha, no just kidding. The 4-wheel drive option is really handy, as is the sense-a-tronic transmission. It has no external controls, a sensor mounted in the headliner of the car reads your minds commands. Simply think “drive” and off you go. When you get there, think “park” and... Sign in to see full entry.

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