Warped thoughts: New Year’s restitutions

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Saturday, December 31, 2011

New Year’s restitutions

Paybacks for the resolutions from last year that were broken before the hangover wore off. Resolutions like, I’m not going to watch as much sports on TV. Hey, what else is there to do New Year’s Day? Besides, gotta get in practice, the Super Bowl will be coming soon. Oohh, all those new commercials! Resolutions like, I’m not going to drink so much. Tipping a few cold ones just goes along with watching sports on TV, so forget that one. Resolutions like, I’m going to get serious about that diet... Sign in to see full entry.

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