Warped thoughts for Friday, December 02, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

The dawn of fire

We find our erstwhile cave men, Og & Zog on the brink of one of mankind’s most important discoveries, namely fire. Zog: Say Og, what that flamey thing on stick in your hand? Og: Me not know what to call flamey thing. First thing me thought of was “OW!” Zog: That name of lots of things! What flamey thing good for? Og: Good for cooking, mostly fingers so far but me sure to find something else to cook with it. One thing not good to cook, nose hairs! Zog: How you find it? Og: Thunder god fart on... Sign in to see full entry.

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