Warped thoughts for Friday, December 23, 2011

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Friday, December 23, 2011

The how many days of Christmas: Part, er well, you'll see.

Idiot admits serious error in spurious spoof! Yes, I had not done my research and so I have nine Lords-a-leaping when it should have been nine ladies dancing. Pardon my faux pas and pas de deux. All you have to do is imagine that on the 10 th day, your true love sent to you 10 Lords-a leaping, transpose that with the previous day, don’t forget to carry the one and it all works out. So now I will tell the story of 9 ladies dancing. Ok, that was fine at first but they came with their own grunge... Sign in to see full entry.

The how many days of Christmas: Part 9

Nine frigging Lords a leaping? Pandemonium reigns supreme as they mostly try to jump the milking maids. They claim to be trying out for the Olympics, specializing in the pole vault and high jump. Mostly they sit around smoking dope, then every time they hear a Police siren, they jump. Not only that, since they are Lords they demand service fit for royalty but really they are just a royal pain and are giving me fits. I am getting mighty tired of “I say old chap, this Perrier tastes ever so stale,... Sign in to see full entry.

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