Warped thoughts for Saturday, December 24, 2011

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

The How Many Days of Christmas: Part twelve

I knew something was up from the pounding that began even before the pounding on the door started. My true love had sent me twelve drummers drumming. They were all rock and roll, jazz and blues drummers at that, not a parumpa pum pum to be heard on any of their drums. With their arrival, an impromptu orchestra was formed and suddenly, this party got started. We got into it. We got stoopid. It wasn’t long before the Police arrived and carted everyone off on charges of disturbing the peace but not... Sign in to see full entry.

The how many days of Christmas? Part 11

Above all the racket there came a knock on the door. I was afraid to open it, but one of the Lords leapt up and swung the door wide. There they were, eleven pipers piping. You may be picturing guys with pan flutes, piccolos and the like but no, they were accompanied by the skirling of bagpipes! Not only that, they were doing a rousing rendition of “beer barrel polka” which only served to antagonize the gathered throngs who took the song to heart and quickly turned the occasion into a very late... Sign in to see full entry.

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