The how many days of Christmas: Part 9
Nine frigging Lords a leaping? Pandemonium reigns supreme as they mostly try to jump the milking maids. They claim to be trying out for the Olympics, specializing in the pole vault and high jump. Mostly they sit around smoking dope, then every time they hear a Police siren, they jump. Not only that, since they are Lords they demand service fit for royalty but really they are just a royal pain and are giving me fits. I am getting mighty tired of “I say old chap, this Perrier tastes ever so stale,... Sign in to see full entry.