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Man jailed two days for spitting. It seems a North Idaho man convicted of a traffic violation got more than he bargained for when he spit on the courthouse floor. I guess we should have known that a criminal who fails to stop at a stop sign is just as likely to ignore the “no spitting” signs as well. Jailbird: So, whaddaya infer? Spitter: Spittin’ on the judge’s carpet! Jailbird: Guard! Guard! Get me outta here, I ain’t spendin’ no time with no spitter! Cost of gasoline has gone a long way –... Sign in to see full entry.