The how many days of Christmas: Part 12
Twelve frigging Lords a leaping? Pandemonium reigns supreme as they mostly try to jump the milking maids. They claim to be trying out for the Olympics, specializing in the pole vault and high jump. Mostly they sit around smoking dope, then every time they hear a Police siren, they leap to their feet crying “cool it, the cops!” How they hear anything over the racket is beyond me. Not only that, since they are Lords they demand service fit for royalty but really they are just a royal pain and are... Sign in to see full entry.