Things you didn’t know you wanted to know until you knew them.
Where do cats prefer to get their pizza? Why, paw paw Murphy’s, of course. What was Ivan the Terrible before he was promoted? Ivan the barely tolerable? I’ll bet you didn’t know Superman used to have a horse. Then he died and they made Super glue out of him. Just like that joke, a little goes a long way. Cyrano DeBergerac had an unfortunate accident with a guillotine, lopped off his schnoz he did. They reattached it with super glue, which then made him Cyanoacrylate DeBergerac. The trouble with... Sign in to see full entry.