Stop that clowning around
I remember clown school, I was the guy who tired not to make everyone laugh. That’s right, I was the class republican! Humpty Dumpty was the class valedictorian, always cracking up. Quite often the teacher would turn to us in anger, “all right, who’s not throwing spit balls at me?” One day I sneezed in nose honking 101. Everyone said, “gook joke!” I merely replied, “it snot!” Then there were the Dover twins, Ilene and Ben who were practicing a simultaneous sword-swallowing act with pink Bic... Sign in to see full entry.