Dear Mr. Fixit, a follow up.
I had to take my parrot to a veterinarian to get her feet unstuck from her perch, you piece of crap. Only now she won’t let any African American veterinarians treat her, what’s up with that? Parrot lover. Dear Parrot lover; Isn’t it obvious? Polly wants a cracker! Dear Mr. Fixit; My pet Mallard still can’t flap his wing and the duct tape stuck to his feathers so bad I can’t get it off so a real veterinarian can help me. What kind of crappy advice do you give out anyway? Quacking Up. (still) Dear... Sign in to see full entry.