Dear Mr. Fixit
Dear Mr. Fixit, my parrot keeps falling off it’s perch, is there anything I can put on it’s feet to correct the situation? Parrot Lover. Dear Parrot Lover, I suggest poli-grip. Dear Mr. Fixit, a screwball hunter shot the wing off of my pet Mallard, what should I do? Quacking up. Dear Quacking up, carefully re-attach the wing with duct-tape, really I though you could have figured that out on your own. Had you had a pet goose, it would have been a case of goose-down. Dear Mr. Fixit, Humpty Dumpty... Sign in to see full entry.