Warped thoughts for Monday, November 5, 2007

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Monday, November 5, 2007

Do you miss your train of thought?

Mine pulled out of the station while I was still trying to get the motion activated toilet to flush. Why do we need all these automated devices anyway? I’ll tell you why (and you knew I would) it’s to make us so lazy and reliant on technology that we literally won’t be able to lift a finger in our own defense when the Codless Commies come to git us. What the Commies have against Cod fish I don’t exactly know, but I heard it on the Russian Limburger talk radio show. This summer I offered to take... Sign in to see full entry.

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