Warped thoughts for Monday, October 8, 2007

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Monday, October 8, 2007

Wouldn’t it be great?

What if our lives were set to music, like in the movies or TV? That would make things so much easier. Used Car Salesman: Hey there pretty lady, you look like you need some reliable transportation, have I got a deal for you. Pretty Lady: Oh? Really? Background Music: The theme from Jaws begins playing in the background. The Pretty Lady makes a hasty retreat and the Salesman slinks into his office, twirls one end of his shiny black mustache and mutters, “curses, foiled again!” You are walking down... Sign in to see full entry.

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