Warped thoughts for Sunday, August 19, 2007

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

A word to the wise

Since you’re wise, you gotta read it, right? Of course! Count yourself among the elite since only the most erudite, hip, sophisticated and intelligent read these words. Some words to the wise, “look before you leap.” But then we have “he who hesitates is lost.” That’s the key, men, when you pull up to an intersection swiveling your head like Linda Blair in The Exorcist that little hesitation tells the female of the species that you are lost. Female: Uh, you’re lost aren’t you? Male: No, I just... Sign in to see full entry.

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