Warped thoughts for Wednesday, August 22, 2007

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Cows go on strike!

Bovines stressed by demands for more milk. Spokescow, Ima Notso Happie didn’t want to answer any questions, seems she wasn’t in the Mooood. She did issue an official statement on behalf of bovines everywhere, “we are outstanding in our field, but these new requirements have us udderly distressed! You ain’t gonna got milk!” The butter industry sided with the cows and is trying to churn up support. “After all,” butter industry representative Shure Ima Yellow argued pointedly, “why should the cows... Sign in to see full entry.

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