Warped thoughts for Monday, August 27, 2007

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Do you suppose?

Early to bed, early to rise was a marketing ploy by the alarm clock industry? If a stitch in time saves nine, then a sewing machine must be priceless. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the even earlier worm get? If a fool and his money are easily parted, what of a fool and his hair? See a penny pick it up, all the day you’ll have good luck, but most likely it won’t be in matters fiduciary. If they are called interest rates, why don’t people find them very interesting? If the workers at... Sign in to see full entry.

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