Inspired by Ariala in a left handed way
I’m here, I weird, get used to it! I make it a practice to eat leftovers with my left hand, did I get that right? When it comesto stuffing my pie-hole, I am somewhat of an expert as my scale can attest, or rather protest. It’s one of those talking jobs, you know, “Oh, God, not the pachyderm again, my springs are already sagging, make it quick, have mercy!” A scale with an attitude, now there’s a weighty matter, if it matters at all. Baseball fans are into Bondage over Barry’s breaking of... Sign in to see full entry.