Warped thoughts for Monday, July 16, 2007

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Monday, July 16, 2007

Some things you probably didn’t know.

Superman had a drug problem. You see, he liked to smoke Kryptonite. Oh sure, he knew it was bad for him, but he did it anyway being the rebellious kind of superhero he was. One day he was nodding off in the alley after taking a couple of big hits off a K-blunt. The ashes fell on his super uniform and burned a hole in a strategic part of his outfit. Later that day, he was attempting to help a lady who’s purse was being stolen but she rebuffed his assistance saying, “I don’t want to take help from... Sign in to see full entry.

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