An old one slightly re-done.
Breakfast at the Hard Rock Café. I called out for another drink, the waiter brought a tray. Tracy Chapman got arrested for speeding, turns out she really does have a fast car. Mornings at the Hard Rock start off with a stiff drink, one whiskey, one scotch and one beer to be precise. Then the gossip begins. Someone mentions, “I heard David Blaine got married.” Her friend answers, “oh really, who did he sweep off of his feet now?” Carlos Santana leans over and whispers, “some black magic woman.”... Sign in to see full entry.